@TheRealGabbidon DANNY!!! 3 points against Chelsea or you should be made to play in @katyperry's WHU basque. Like I do.
12:06 AM August 29th
Come on you IRONS!!!
5:37 PM August 28th
Landlord left canary. It was lonely. I got it a friend. 1 of em has dun a egg. Who owns the babyand will it grow up to be canary Jesus?
11:13 PM August 25th
Change is a trending topic. I fear change. I hope it CH-CH-CH-changes.
7:26 PM August 25th
@havsRuss There you go, have both. The 'Russ' in your name better not be Crowe or Abbot. X
11:13 PM August 23rd
@Wossy A catch? Maybe. With that beard you do look like a fisherman. Captain Birdseye, specifically.
10:52 PM August 23rd
SNORTING! The only thing Ryan puts up his nose is his finger.@katyperry: looks like your snorting me... (@RYANSEACREST)http://bit.ly/9deARB
8:59 PM August 23rd
@Wossy happy anniversary to you both but especially to Jane. You deserve a card she deserves a medal.
6:09 PM August 23rd
The new picture is the cover for Booky Wook 2- illustrated by Shepard Fairey. Two autobiographies to go with my double life.
2:10 PM August 23rd
