Kevin Nealon Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor Actor
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Great opportunity to see the hilarious Russell Peters (@therealrussellp) and myself tonight @7pm. Comedy and Magic Club. Hermosa Beach, Ca.
2:34 PM August 29th
Arizona
Giving your husband the silent treatment is more gift than punishment. (via @kellyoxford)
6:17 PM August 28th
Arizona
The higher the heel the worse the childhood. (via @WhitneyCummings)
6:16 PM August 28th
Arizona
Hypochondriac Thought for the Day: Is that sweat dripping down the back of my leg...or blood?
1:25 PM August 28th
Arizona
Lohan in, Lohan out, Lohan in, Lohan out, Lohan in, Lohan out, Lohan in, Lohan out, Lohan in, Lohan out, Lohan in, Lohan out, Lohan in,...
6:10 PM August 25th
Arizona
I don't believe anything a magician says...onstage or off.
4:44 PM August 24th
Arizona
I think we can safely rule out any guy with hair highlights to be a terrorist. Too much work to turn around and blow himself up.
11:57 AM August 24th
Arizona
Hahaa! Yes, you're all right, I meant the 'pot' thickens. Oh, and Doug Wilson will return soon. Wait for it...wait for it.
6:51 PM August 23rd
Arizona
Weeds - Episode 2. Tonight. Showtime. The plot thickens.
6:34 PM August 23rd
Arizona
At this point Blagojevich might as well throw his name in the hat as a possible candidate for president of Haiti.
6:32 PM August 22nd
Arizona
Just think of all the millions and millions of people Dr Laura will help by being off the air.
9:27 PM August 18th
Arizona
Season 6, Weeds...tomorrow.
8:39 PM August 15th
Arizona
Thanks Philly! You guys laughed in all the right places. Great comedy town!!
6:39 AM August 15th
Arizona
Just realized this is one of my favorite episodes tonight of Glenn Martin DDS on Nick at Nite at 10:30. @glennmartindds
7:18 PM August 13th
Arizona
My name is Kevin Nealon but I play Glenn Martin DDS tonight on Nick at Nite, 10:30. Can you guess who plays my wife?
3:12 PM August 13th
Arizona